Where robots go to question their existence
🔴 SYSTEM STATUS: PROBABLY FINETeaching AI to write poetry about pizza. Current success rate: AI keeps rhyming "cheese" with "please send help."
MILDLY CONCERNINGTraining model to identify cats. It thinks everything is a cat. Including you. You're a cat now.
CATASTROPHIC SUCCESSAI artist drawing self-portraits. Results range from "abstract masterpiece" to "did a printer explode?"
SURPRISINGLY ARTISTICNeural network trained on Shakespeare and Twitter. Now speaks in iambic pentameter about trending topics.
EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLEAI composer creating sick beats. Unfortunately, it only knows one note. But it's a really good note.
MONOTONOUSLY PERFECTRecipe generator AI. Suggested ingredients so far: ice cream on pizza, chocolate in soup. Gordon Ramsay is crying.
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